Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Seems Like There's A Theme Here

We do appreciate donations to the library as their sales generate monies with which we can expand our collection and present programs to our community. However, your titles, Charity Girl, Pregnancy of Passion, Marriage: To Claim His Twins and Pregnant with The Billionaire's Baby may actually increase the income of our patrons to the point that they can contribute more, especially if one were, say, to collect these titles in to one compendium: Charity Girls Enter Into Marriage To Claim His Twins in A Pregnancy of Passion With The Billionaire.



Consider: Recently a billionaire agreed to pay $100,000 per month in child support for a child he acknowledged was sired by another man with his wife. Using that as a lodestone, it seems highly reasonable that having twins, especially passionate ones, with him would be at least $250,000 per month. And child support, at least in California, is ... ta da ... non-taxable!



Thus our prior-Charity Girl can now be the Charity Ball Chairwoman, among her many other community involvements. And since her rise to prominence was fueled by the library, surely, if not Shirley, she would contribute handsomely to its needs.



Unless, of course, either or both the passion or billionaire status were feigned, in which case our again-Charity Girl could work as the Charity Ball charwoman.



Ah, fate!